Hannah Jayne Guest Post & Giveaway: Steve’s love letter to Sophie


In addition to keeping the lid on the existence of the Underworld Detection Agency and kicking Para—and sometimes just normal – butt, Sophie Lawson has to deal with the always inappropriate advances of lovesick (and completely lascivious) troll, Steve. He’s three feet of blue cheese and belly button smell with a portly belly, a soft downy coat of lichen, and hands that he just can’t keep to himself. This was on Sophie’s desk when she arrived in her office this morning.

Under the Gun by Hannah JayneTo Sophie, With Love, from Steve

Our love is a flower that blooms
And sometimes yes, I have hidden in your room
You, my Sophie, might not always know where
But your beloved Steve will always be there.

Maybe in your closet or the trunk of your car
Steve will always be wherever you are.
Whether you want him to be or not
Is not your decision because Steve wants you a lot.

Alex might be a “sexy” angel at six feet tall
But remember what they say about packages that are small
Sure, he’s handsome with a non-rotten smell
But he’s lost his wings and damned to hell

Then there’s your English Guardian Will
The girls like his accent, his muscles, but still—
Can he ever love you the way that I do?
Oh the things Steve will do to you!

Sexual harassment workshop Steve does attend,
But he sits in his class and dreams of his Sophie’s rear end.
Steve may ogle and touch other girls
But do not fear because Sophie’s his world.

So on this day of loving you whole
Steve thinks Sophie deserves
A little roll with her troll.


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8 Responses to “Hannah Jayne Guest Post & Giveaway: Steve’s love letter to Sophie”

  1. NEW-TO-ME series to start!! YAY!! After reading that love letter, I’m in. Totally.

  2. Sydney W says:

    Thank you for the giveaway!!

  3. Oh I need to catch up with this series 🙂

  4. Brenda Hyde says:

    I love it!

  5. erinf1 says:

    thanks for the fun post and giveaway! I also need to catch up with this series 😉

  6. I haven’t heard of this series till now. I really like the cover art.
    Thank you for the chance to win!

  7. Liz S says:

    Steve is quite a character. This love letter really reflects his personality. This series has been terrific so far. Looking forward to this book. Thanks for the contest.

  8. Maya says:

    I have never heard of this series. I’m going to try the first book.

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