In addition to keeping the lid on the existence of the Underworld Detection Agency and kicking Para—and sometimes just normal – butt, Sophie Lawson has to deal with the always inappropriate advances of lovesick (and completely lascivious) troll, Steve. He’s three feet of blue cheese and belly button smell with a portly belly, a soft downy coat of lichen, and hands that he just can’t keep to himself. This was on Sophie’s desk when she arrived in her office this morning.
To Sophie, With Love, from Steve
Our love is a flower that blooms
And sometimes yes, I have hidden in your room
You, my Sophie, might not always know where
But your beloved Steve will always be there.
Maybe in your closet or the trunk of your car
Steve will always be wherever you are.
Whether you want him to be or not
Is not your decision because Steve wants you a lot.
Alex might be a “sexy” angel at six feet tall
But remember what they say about packages that are small
Sure, he’s handsome with a non-rotten smell
But he’s lost his wings and damned to hell
Then there’s your English Guardian Will
The girls like his accent, his muscles, but still—
Can he ever love you the way that I do?
Oh the things Steve will do to you!
Sexual harassment workshop Steve does attend,
But he sits in his class and dreams of his Sophie’s rear end.
Steve may ogle and touch other girls
But do not fear because Sophie’s his world.
So on this day of loving you whole
Steve thinks Sophie deserves
A little roll with her troll.
Use the Rafflecopter form below to enter to win a copy of Hannah Jayne’s latest Under the Gun. Contest is open to U.S. and Canadian addresses only.