Happy Valentine’s Day! Today’s Character Love Letters post features a hero we’d heard about before, but only fell in love with this year: Ryodan from Karen Marie Moning’s Iced. Mandi from Smexy Books has called dibs. Read her letter below and decide if you want to fight her for a little alone time with her book boyfriend Ryodan.
I must start my love letter to you with an apology. I didn’t believe in you. I didn’t think you could outmatch Barrons in the smex department. But my dear, intense Ryodan, I was wrong!! (and I beg of you to give me a good spanking for it!!) You stormed into my life with rumors and secret visions of the naughtiness you get into on “Level 4.” I want to be your Level 4 ho Ryodan. That is how deep my feelings are for you. I could teach you things on Level 4. Oh yeah, I said it.
Anyway, where was I? Right, my misconceptions of you. After your Level 4 shenanigans, you reveal to us that your junk is too big to comfortably wear underwear. Have I ever told you how much I despise underwear? Who knew we had this in common. It’s true love, I’m telling you.
You said and I quote, “I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.” Did you know that one of the best meals I make is sex for breakfast? Served with many variations. Sometimes I add raisins.
I think I’ve proved that we are going to be great physically together. But I go much deeper than that Ryodan and I think you do too. You have shown me how much of a fighter you are. A rock, solid warrior. You are fearless (of course you literally can’t die so that would take a bit of fear out of life) you are blunt, and deep down you are loyal to those you trust. You are cunning and sneaky and you leave everyone guessing. Everyone except for me.
I’ll be waiting for you and your commando booty on level 4. I’ll serve breakfast. Come hungry (bring Barrons).