Happy Valentine’s Day! Today’s Character Love Letters post features a hero we’d heard about before, but only fell in love with this year: Ryodan from Karen Marie Moning’s Iced. Mandi from Smexy Books has called dibs. Read her letter below and decide if you want to fight her for a little alone time with her book boyfriend Ryodan.
Dear Ryodan,
I must start my love letter to you with an apology. I didn’t believe in you. I didn’t think you could outmatch Barrons in the smex department. But my dear, intense Ryodan, I was wrong!! (and I beg of you to give me a good spanking for it!!) You stormed into my life with rumors and secret visions of the naughtiness you get into on “Level 4.” I want to be your Level 4 ho Ryodan. That is how deep my feelings are for you. I could teach you things on Level 4. Oh yeah, I said it.
Anyway, where was I? Right, my misconceptions of you. After your Level 4 shenanigans, you reveal to us that your junk is too big to comfortably wear underwear. Have I ever told you how much I despise underwear? Who knew we had this in common. It’s true love, I’m telling you.
You said and I quote, “I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.” Did you know that one of the best meals I make is sex for breakfast? Served with many variations. Sometimes I add raisins.
I think I’ve proved that we are going to be great physically together. But I go much deeper than that Ryodan and I think you do too. You have shown me how much of a fighter you are. A rock, solid warrior. You are fearless (of course you literally can’t die so that would take a bit of fear out of life) you are blunt, and deep down you are loyal to those you trust. You are cunning and sneaky and you leave everyone guessing. Everyone except for me.
I’ll be waiting for you and your commando booty on level 4. I’ll serve breakfast. Come hungry (bring Barrons).
Forever yours,
MandiBlog: Smexy Books
Twitter: @SmexyBooks
Oh my God, this is awesome! And lol-worthy.
Now that’s a love letter, now serving breakfast on level 4 – raisins optional, and in the immortal words of Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham “bring a friend”
“I want to be your Level 4 ho…”. LMAO
Best ‘Love Letter’ yet. 😀
Awesome letter! Definitely bring Barrons! 🙂
So funny!! Mandi, I love you!
Hilarious. 🙂 It must be true love!
Yessss!!!! Soooo funny!<3
Nice!! Level 4 breakfast with Ryo and Barrons. Yum.
Raisins…LMFAO.
Oh and don’t forget that nod.
This letter was awesome Smexi! Level 4 Ho representing!
Great love letter…. Ryodan + Barrons = fantasy come true 😉
That was great, the only things is that I won’t see raisins again with the same eyes.
LOL – I’m sorry I’ve ruined raisins for you. *giggles*
I still like raisins so it’s all good. Hell, girl, Kelloggs may send you a thank you letter when Raisin Bran stock goes up. Nice job, Mandi! *fist bump*
Love this 🙂 swoon
“But I go much deeper than that Ryodan and I think you do too.” – Yeah, he does….MmmHmm…
LOL!!!!!!
I’m sorry but that’s just sad.. Most of these “Love” letters are.. I have to say that I like all the other topics better, atleast those are funny, smart and informative.. Each and every one of the characters you guys have written to would laugh at the sad attempt.. Come on, do you really think Ryo would go for someone who uses sad slang like ho?
I expect better from this site..
Greatness! Definitely bring Barrons though! Now that would be a fantasy come to life!
Oh yikes Kim lighten up. They are all in jest. And honestly if they were better writers they would have their own series that we would adore 😀 Rock on Ho on Level 4.